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Mom Life, Gently Snarky

5 Funny Mom Quote Cross Stitch Patterns, Snarky Mom Life Sayings, Beginner PDF Bundle

All five Mom Life, Gently Snarky quotes: coffee & bedtime stories, Mom needs a minute, snack time, nap time and more.

  • Digital PDF pattern — no fabric or thread included
  • Pattern Keeper compatible
  • Large print included
Was $25 Now $16Save 36%
  • Free with every order: beginner cheat sheet + 3 bonus minis
  • Instant download after checkout

If a file has a problem, we'll fix it or refund you.

About this bundle

Here is my whole Mom Life, Gently Snarky collection: five little truths of mom life, stitched with a wink by a mom of two who has said every one of them.

You get Powered by Coffee & Bedtime Stories, Mom Needs a Minute, Snack Time Is Sacred, I Paused My Stitching for This? and Nap Time Is My Happy Hour. Each one has bold, cheerful lettering and a little motif: a mug, a teacup, a cookie, a hoop and a sleepy moon.

They're all quick, beginner-friendly stitches between 62 and 79 stitches wide, perfect for small hoops and frames.

Every pattern comes with a full color chart, a black and white symbol chart, a large print chart, a Pattern Keeper compatible PDF and a floss key with DMC numbers and skein estimates.

Stitch the whole set for your own kitchen and craft corner, or tuck one into every new-mom gift basket this year.

Questions

How do I get my pattern?

Right after checkout you land on your order page with download links for every file, plus a "download all" zip. Links work for 7 days, and you can reopen your order page anytime to get fresh links.

Is this a physical kit?

No. This is a digital PDF download. No fabric, thread or hoop is included and nothing is shipped. The floss key lists every DMC color you need.

How do I print it?

Print at 100% scale (or "actual size") on US Letter or A4 paper. The black & white chart saves ink and is easy to read. You can also stitch straight from a tablet.

Does it work with Pattern Keeper?

Yes. A Pattern Keeper friendly PDF is included, so you can import it and mark stitches off as you go. Backstitch (if any) is listed separately, because Pattern Keeper only tracks full crosses.

What is the free bonus pack?

Every order comes with a little thank-you: my one-page beginner cheat sheet and 3 bonus mini patterns (a star ornament, a tiny tree and a little mushroom). They appear on your order page next to your patterns.

What if something is wrong with my file?

If a file has a problem, we'll fix it or refund you. Just send Sara a message. See the refund policy for details.

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